Friday, August 26, 2011

Veronicas 4 Ever

I just got back from The Veronicas concert and I can't help but scream! Ahhhhhhhhh! I usually write very composed, thought out blogs but The Veronicas make no such thing possible. It was the greatest night ever. Ever. Just so great. Wow. I want to go to a Veronicas concert every day. Every day I need to schedule a Veronicas concert into my life. I swear, I've never felt better. It was so hot, I was dancing so hard that I thought I would die. Like pass out, lose consciousness, and die. But if I have to chose any way to die and ascend into heaven I would want it to be there at that concert.

At concerts there are always losers who slide past you and try to get their way to the front. Those people can die. Luckily there weren't too many and without any sly trickery Aaron and I got to the front and I only had one person in front of me! That person being Mexican and a whole head shorter than me. At concerts...I love being tall. And when I'm at concerts I dance. Ohhh, do I dance. People clear a space around me for me to bust a move. I was the hardest one dancing in the crowd by far and Jess and Lisa of The Veronicas noticed. Making eye contact the whole show, there is nothing like it. Them singing right to me as I sing their words right back at them. Ahhhhhh! I revised my death wish. The way I want to die is me, Jess, and Lisa in the tour bus as they tell me I'm their best friend in song as we overdose on happiness.

They sang a lot of new songs off their upcoming album, which lemmie tell ya folks, is going to be spectacular. They are musical geniuses. The most powerful voices ever. And oh, they are literally the size of twin twelve year old girls. I've never seen grown woman so small. Their could pick them up with one hand. They can sing people. They can sing and they have the tiniest bodies ever. I love The Veronicas. Love. Them.

I'm not one of those people who takes pictures the whole concert. I'm in the moment. I dance. So Aaron took my pictures.

They sang a ton of new stuff and you know the music is good if the first time you hear it it blows you away. This song was my favorite. This was not recorded by me, however but it is from the concert I was just at!

This is a video I took where you can almost see an older gentleman who must be their number one fan because he was singing along to every song. He's in the center of everything. (Much as The Veronicas are the center of his everything.) And you can see my proximity to the stage.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Lez Be Real

Aaron is leaving in the morning to Bloomington, Indiana to do a comedy gig. Fun fact: Aaron and my sister Bethany both went on their missions to Indiana. Bethany served in Bloomington, Aaron didn't though. When I called Bethany today to ask what fun things there are to do in Bloomington her response was, "Knock on doors?" Oh, Bethany. She's such a kidder.

I'm just glad that Aaron is going on this weekend long trip with Tig, the female comedian Aaron is interning for. Going on a trip with another woman, you say? But she's a lesbian! Conveniently lesbian. I love when homosexuality makes my life easier.

Honestly, if anyone ever finds themselves wanting to gay bash I would tell them to just think how gays can benefit their life in someway. It's a fantastic technique. If I have a son and in few years down the road, say he's 16 years old, he sits me and my husband down and he says, "Mom...Dad...I'm gay." No big deal. I've been struggling with color swatches for weeks. First thing out of my mouth will be, "Do you think this duvet will match the curtains or would I be better off with a throw? Can you believe Celine is still at it? Do you want to go to her concert with me next month?!"

It's really that simple.

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Apartment Tour

Here is our lovely new apartment! I made a video. Think of it as a travel brochure. You'll also notice I edited it a little. I mention a lot of small and mundane things which is a lot less than the amount of small and mundane things it had before I edited it.

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Hot Stuff

I'm just gonna go out on a limb here...but I think...I may be wrong...but I think my husband may be the most attractive man alive.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Thug Life

Aaron and I bought a couple cheap boogie boards that were on sale at TJ Maxx for ten bucks. Total steal. They just happen to be bright red with the word "lifeguard" on them...which I can deal with. But then I found this really awesome bathing suit that is high quality and doesn't fall off that is blue and says "lifeguard" on it. I figured I couldn't have both so I better draw a bunch of stuff over my boogie board. (But I also talked myself out of the bathing suit anyway. Me posing as a lifeguard...surely lives will be lost.)

So last night I took a Sharpie and looked up some graffiti lettering and drew my name. That wasn't enough. So I drew Aaron's name. It needed more. So I figured since I'm going with this gangsta theme and I live in LA I'll trace my hand and draw the westside gang symbol. Little much?

Aaron said he wouldn't go to the beach with me with that thing. So I had to compensate a little! I drew a big "CTR" underneath. I hope all the drugged up coke fiends will know I'm just a stupid white girl from Utah purposely trying to be a poser.